Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Terrible idea I love it
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