Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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