the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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