if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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