Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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