He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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