I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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