His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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