All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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