i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
