He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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