I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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