I can tuck mytits in my pants
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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