Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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