hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize