This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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