I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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