apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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