just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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