dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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