I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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