what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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