The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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