Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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