What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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