Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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