my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just google imaged poop.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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