but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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