And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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