my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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