i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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