I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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