Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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