these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
