Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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