that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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