If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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