No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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