She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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