just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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