forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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