seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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