names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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