ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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