Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?