why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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