Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though