That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.