i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Vodka?
Forever.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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