Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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