Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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