My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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