What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
handjob tips. give me some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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