I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Randomize