Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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